If Moms Ruled the World…

This week’s episode is a little different. We are discussing how things would be if moms were the complete rulers of the world. Sometimes we get serious and sometimes we get funny, but always a good time. Pamela shares a good “mocktail”, while Sarah shares how she “dirtied” it up! As always, some funny random crap from the internet to give you a good laugh for the weekend!

Show notes:
How Motherhood Changes Your Brain Chemistry

Sarah’s list:
1. Everyone would get an afternoon nap!
2. No one would ever have schmutz on their face
3. Criminals would be taken by the ear to go apologize to whoever they wronged
4. Less violence
5. Less peacocking and more cooperation
6. Everyone would be taxed for being impolite!
7. We would stop seeing women as fragile and expendable
8. Everyone would get paid maternity and paternity leave
9. No one would struggle to find childcare

Pamela’s list:
1. No more daylight savings/standard time – only 1 time year-round
2. Dinner could be made and served by pushing a few buttons on a machine, like on The Jetsons
3. Listening would be a trained skill
4. “Me time” or day or whatever would be a required thing and already in our schedules
5. Therapy or other support systems would be readily available
6. Ensure all homes have an industrial-size dishwasher and washing machines
7. All clothing would be “tumble dry” and all dishes “dishwasher safe”
8. More structure in our daily lives
9. Short wait times and/or lines

Random stuff:
Lawyer: Coat chewing could’ve thrown off breath test in drunken-driving case
Woman breaks into police station, wanted to date cop
Man caught smuggling live kittens in his trousers

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